Admit it, you’re tired of hearing about your co-worker’s lack luster life that they tend to lead on the weekdays and weekends. You can only hear so many stories about kids, dogs, and dumpster day.
Where is the debauchery?
On the heels of the Fed cutting interest rates for the first time this year, it's time to revisit the benefits of a robot driven workplace.
Passive aggressive emails? A robot wouldn’t do that; they don’t have emotions that need to be regulated.
Letting you carry the load of a project? A robot wouldn’t do that; their purpose is the project — they have no other purpose in life, but humans sometimes, unfortunately, do.
Leaving you hanging when you’re down to clown at Happy Hour? A robot wouldn't do that; they throw 'em back like Bender.
Not responding to your emails with enough information or urgency? A robot wouldn’t do that; they are wired to be responsive, unlike your human co-workers, who seem not to be wired properly at all.
Using ChatGPT instead of their own mind? Unfortunately, a robot would do that, because it's also trained on ChatGPT, so you are stuck with ChatGPT indefinitely.
Robots > Humans because you don’t have to care about their feelings or their finances; they only care about being efficient and fun.